Spotlight: Brosive Reality Star
Alright, Baches, listen up. Every week we’re going to “spotlight” at least one person we think shines bright like a diamond (yes, we sang half of that out loud.)
Spotlight: Act Like A Tough Bro Even Though I (Not So Secretly) Already Was A Reality TV Star
Who's That Face: Ben Patton
Why He's Oh-So-Bachy: Bachelor Ben Higgins wasn’t the first famous Ben in JoJo's life. Back in 2013, her half brother Ben Patton was on the not-so-bachy, Bachelor-wannabe show Ready for Love, produced by Eva Longoria. But because we have no life, we watched the whole thing...even when it lost its place on-air and went straight to NBC’s website. So, why so judgemental, Ben Patton? Quit acting like a piece of pretentious hot shit and give these next guys a chance. (Maybe.)
The Nitty-Gritty: He acts like a hardo to make his dick seem bigger.
Surprise, Surprise: Ben was actually born in the Middle East where his mom and dad met and spent part of his youth in Cairo, Egypt. Ben and JoJo are half siblings, and for those of you who don't get two Christmas' with divorced parents, it means they share the same mother but have different dads. Hold up a sec - where's the baby daddy? That, my baches, remains a mystery waiting to be unraveled.
JoJo's Take On It All: Well, we don’t have to tell you. Watch for yourself on this clip shared by US Magazine where JoJo looks like a COMPLETELY different person. JoJo, this is making us start to believe those cosmetic surgery rumors…
